We're Surrounded by Idiots!  We Must be in Assholia!

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Most Assholians are Penis-Capitatum Assholia ("Dickheads from Assholia," for short).  They usually try to blend in with the few humans who remain in Assholia - and they do so to a greater or lesser degree.  Below is an artist's rendition (captured at great risk of bodily harm) of Dickheads relaxing at a secret bar outside of Washington D.C. (a well-known locus of wealthy Dickheads).

Their most obvious characteristic is their distinctive front-to-back cranial depression (hence, the term "Dickhead") - often hidden by hair or special hats.




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