|Most Assholians are Penis-Capitatum Assholia
("Dickheads from Assholia," for short). They usually try to blend in with the few humans who remain in Assholia
- and they do so to a greater or lesser degree. Below is an artist's
rendition (captured at great risk of bodily harm) of Dickheads relaxing
at a secret bar outside of Washington D.C. (a well-known locus of wealthy Dickheads).
Their most obvious characteristic is their distinctive front-to-back cranial depression (hence, the term "Dickhead") - often hidden by hair or special hats.
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